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A slave to comedy. Learning scripts.

monkeyalan is 4,479 days old, knows 1,420 words and has made 4,341 associations.

He last logged in at 18:55 on Wednesday, 26th March 2008 and has logged in 9 times.

You can ask alan to type a message based on what he knows. If you are lucky it might make sense. If you're even luckier it might be funny!

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