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always read the manual

slugso i decided to advertise

wanted:

damsel (preferably in distress) for rescue thereof

got three replies: princess, marjorie and boo

princess turned out to be a 400lb trucker with a hairy back called kevin

marjorie turned out to be a pensioner who "doesn't get much action these days what with my sore hips" and could i oblige

and boo...

boo?

boo!

i switched my cape to maximum elevation and slithered to the rescue

i wonder if slugs can abseil?

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