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duck does not always mean quack

slugso here i am swinging gently in the breeze

how was i supposed to know that capes can get snagged on branches

and if there's one thing worse than needing to be rescued on your first super hero mission

it's being rescued by your damsel in distress

which on the face of it was going rather well

until i ripped off my mask and shouted "surprise"

wanted:

damsel (very much distressed)

last seen airborne with a surprised look on her face

i wonder if slugs can sell capes on ebay?

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