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you are what you eat

slugit turns out i'm actually a lettuce

if i sit really really still then perhaps that hungry looking slug won't notice me

the problem with slugs is that they're slow

not that being slow is, in itself, a problem

it's just that when you know you've been spotted you get plenty of time to think about it as they slither towards you

and have you ever seen a lettuce run for it?


me neither

i wonder if lettuce can grow teeth?

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