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sometimes the pricks are on the outside


the bmw drivers of the slug world

though quite why they hog hedges i have no idea

but you certainly don't want to get in their way on a country lane

if the spines weren't bad enough they're rather partial to a bit of slug for lunch

and there isn't a bit of me i can do without

i checked


i wonder if slugs can get body armour?

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