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the great escape

slugwoke up in the garden

ate a lettuce leaf

decided i must have been dreaming about being a secret agent

pinched myself to check

woke up in a cell

wished i hadn't

pinched myself, that is

or woke up in a cell for that matter

turns out i hadn't been

dreaming, that is

well ok i had been

but sadly not about being a secret agent

amazing how much time you get to think stuck in a cell

i wonder if slugs can dig escape tunnels?

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