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finding sluggo

slugguess what?

body casts don't float

not even slightly

float is not even close... a better word would be plummet

and my rapid attempts to convert it into a fully functional nuclear submarine were not entirely successful

and it is most undignified to be swallowed by a passing fish

and it's just adding insult to injury when said fish decides you're not the tasty morsel it was expecting and spits you out

and after another brief spell airborne i ended up on dry land again

hold on

i wonder if slugs can run for president?

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