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lucky in lurve

slugpicture a slug out looking for love

glistening as the morning sunlight reflects off the ubiquitous slime

sadly none of the female population appear to be taken with such a delightful vision

the last such damsel requesting somewhat bizarrely that i go and mate with myself

seemed even further unimpressed when i patiently explained i probably would being a hermaphrodite

i wonder if slugs can get published?

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