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holiday romance

slugso i met this girl

she was beautiful, quiet, sensitive and somewhat jumpy

and she was called boo

i had no idea that was going to be a problem

the first time i called her name she jumped and threw her drink over me

the next time i called her name she jumped and fell into the swimming pool

we should never have gone for that romantic cliff-top walk

i wonder if slugs can get counselling?

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